Total Medals Earned: 397 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,105 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (225/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 6/11 (135/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 33/69 (190/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 21/32 (300/500 points)
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/155 points)
Refuse to buy Lefty.
That's a lot of Corn Nuts.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 6/92 (30/460 points)
Who turned out the lights?
Welcome to Shrimp-OS
Have EVERY (important) application installed at once
Find the Shrimpcoin Miner software
Cover your shrimptop in icons
Make somebody upset
Be real loud
Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/175 points)
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Got a x5 Multiplier
Got a x9 Multiplier
Survived 10 waves
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 200 Zombies
Killed 2000 Zombies
Killed 5000 Zombies
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Got a x16 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smg
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Leveled-up a weapon
Survived 20 waves
Destroyed the first game boss
Purchased all special weapons
Finished the game as Zanardi
Finished the game as Liza